Samuel Poots is a writer from N. Ireland who communicates primarily through Pratchett quotes. He works as the content editor for the tabletop gaming website OnTableTop and assures everyone that playing board games is a real job, really.

When not writing pieces of horror, fantasy, and comedy he can usually be found wandering around the north coast. If found, please give him a cup of tea and send him home via the nearest post office.

* Winner of the 2018 Story of the Year Award for The Glass-Eyed Girl *